Groucho Marx

Above you will see a photo of Royal Terns.  I believe they should be renamed the  Groucho Marx Tern.

Here are a few Groucho quotes... can't you see these birds saying...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx