Name This Mutant!

While in Lancaster, California, I visited the neighborhood Farmer's Market (every Thursday, afternoon throughout the winter) and found these very interesting KIWI.  I bought six for a buck - pictured here are four - I know it looks like 10 or so.  I also found a great deal on strawberries, wasabi peanuts, and I could have had kettle korn, but willpower won out - I bought cupcakes instead. :)